When Harry met Sally or was it...

It was the early hours of dawn... He was awake but dreamy... He was dreaming about her... how it would be to hold her close to him.. to smell her hair.. to look at her angelic yet naughty eyes and whisper some sweet-nothings into her ears... he looked outside to see the stars.. they always reminded him of her... and yet again he was feeling close to her... he could smell her exotic fragrance... he was confused.. he had to make sure.. he looked again... yes.. it was her... that unmistakeable white silhouette near the fence .. he was more than happy to see her.. the white beauty!!

But as fate would play the cruel joke every time it wanted to have fun, there comes the villain in the love story! The white beauty saw the villain before any harm was done and ran for her life mumbling away promises to come back to him when it was safe enough. He cursed his fate but he couldn't show any of that irritation now. It was his master and he had to wag his tail pretending to be all happy. So he did just that!

Okay wait!! wag his tail?? You mean tail, like the one hanging at the backside?? Really? What the...

Chill chill... It wasn't my dream.. nor my boyfriend's(okay! that one exists only in my head and not on the real earth!!) So, whose was it? It was Candy's. Candy? Huh? Candy... my dog!! I am no expert on the canine dream analysis but my dog; my interpretation of his dreams, may be not really the Freudian way!! No... Don't gimme that look now!! What were you expecting? You were insane enough to actually read my blog... Your fault!! Oops... I mean.. you are extra nice.. Do come back to read my blog and blow your brain once a while! ;)



Okay, lets talk about the villain now. Any guesses? It was yours truly ... in her half-asleep-half-awake walk to let Candy out of his kennel when I saw that white mongrel bitch (wait, I am not swearing.. bitch, the female dog I mean) moaning softly and looking wistfully at Candy. Right outside the kennel, I find my dad's and mom's footwear; one each. Couldn't really figure out what I was seeing. Did dad wake up early to let Candy out and wore one of his and mom's footwear? Weird!! Whatever. I let Candy out and he drags me to the front door where all of our footwear are heaped together. Whats happening? By the time, I look around my Candy doll got all busy peeing on our footwear. Yewww! Marking the territory? I never got this marking territory by peeing. On second thoughts, is that why our men go pee on every wall they see on the road??

Anyways, before he actually did the peeing I was lucky enough to see when he was starting to do the acrobatics and lift his leg up and dragged him away before any 'stinking' damage was done. There were bite and nail marks on dad's and mom's footwear. Guess both the lovers didn't get anything else to play with. Argh!! And that was Day One. I was wondering how long the lovers had been meeting all chori chupe like in the good ole Bollywood movies.


Okay! Now even my dog has a girlfriend and I am still single. Do I get some cookies, bars of chocolate, tubs of ice cream, boxes of tissues and a shoulder to cry on? the broader the better! ;)

Day two :- As usual the somnambulist villain walks to the kennel. [Okay clarification time.. I am not a somnambulist, but yeah I can sleep anytime including when walking! ;) and btw, Day one, Day two doesn't mean consecutive days; just the days when things happen.] The lovers were probably whispering sweet nothings and passing some soft kisses when they saw me approach and the white beauty ran away, yet again. Heck! I didn't even get a chance to meet my bahu! Not that I had sported a pleasing look on my face. ;)

Day three:-  Yet again it was morning. How I hate waking up in the cold mornings and to miss the warmth of my bed. But I had promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep and miles to go before I sleep.. Oops.. got a li'l side tracked again. So I walked to the kennel and there they were! But this time, there was one more dog with brown and fawn coat standing next to the white beauty. They seemed to be in some serious discussion. She probably brought her brother/father/mother/sister to introduce to her man. Mr/Ms.BrownieFawn didn't seem to mind me walking towards them but white beauty ushered him/her and together they ran away  in different directions probably thinking I couldn't run behind both of them 'cos I am not skilled as Rajni Sir who could run in 100 directions at the same time. See, Rajni Sir has fans in the canine kingdom also. Mind it!



Day four :-Dad asked me to check if there were any letters in the mail box and the dutiful obedient daughter that I am, decide to check if anything was there in the mail box, for a change.And since I walk around extending my neck like a giraffe, I could see that white beauty was graciously resting in my neighbour's plot and our lovelorn hero yearning to catch a glimpse of love of his life. Suddenly white beauty shot a cautious look at me, got up and started sprinting. And there it was... something between her legs... oh boy.. no, it can't be... oh god, please don't let it be... but still there it was hanging in all its glory.. the balls!! What, my candy doll... my candy kunju is a gay dog?? Nahhiiiiiiiii... Ye nahi ho sakta... but the only thing I could do was to walk away singing "Mera da ladla bigad gaya"!!

Okay, time to clarify about the title. Well, you all know what "when Harry met Sally" means.. I just made it into when Harry met Sally or was it when Harry met Sala... You get it? Hahaha.. Bad Joke.. and definitely the biggest PJ of the year! It has been a while since I cracked my trademark PJs and didn't want to miss a chance to crack one! ;)

Day five :- Usually I & Candy  spend quite a lot of time together playing. Well, me playing and he tolerating me. But today, nope.. he didn't want to play along..he was missing his white beauty..  I could say that he longed to be with her.. oops.. him it is! My love sick puppy! Literally!

Day Six: Candy was at the gate. These days, the only thing he was interested was to look out for his white beauty and her friend/family who she brings along. Dad had given him a biscuit few minutes earlier and I wanted to check if he finished it. There again the white beauty and hiis friend/family was there at the gate. And I couldn't believe my eyes. My li'l candy doll had taken a small bit of the biscuit and had pushed the larger part of the biscuit so that his starving friends could have it. I had noticed that he leaves some food behind in his bowl these days and I thought he was not feeling well. But that moment, I realised that he had intentionally left the food behind so his starving friends who had no shelter or food could have it.

That day my dog taught me what me something that people having been throwing around just as an another word in various posts in Facebook and rarely bother showing it to fellow beings... Yes! That day my dog taught me humanity! :)

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